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Bar Jokes: A Man Walked Into A Cowboy

Bush Lovers A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television.
After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, 'Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen.'
A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him.
A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Mrs.
Bush appeared on the television.
'She's a horse's ass too,'
the man.
This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool.
'Damn it!'
the man said, climbing back up to the bar.
'This must be Bush country!'
'Nope,'
the bartender replied.
'Horse country!'



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