Bob and dave are sat down at a bar,when bob downs a pint then he stands up pulls his pants down and farts and he shouts'goal'.he says to dave if you can do this then it will be 1-1 so dave downs the pint stands up pull his pants down and bob puts his penis in dave bum and shouts'SAVE'.
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