One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar.
The Bartender asked the pirate 'Where did ya get that peg leg from?'
The Pirate responded 'We were sailing the seas when a big ol shark came up to me while I was swimmin and bit off me leg.'
Later the Bartender asked 'Where did you get that hook then?'
The pirate responded 'Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone.'
The bartender then asked 'Then where did ya get the eye patch from?'
The pirate said 'In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over head and it took a dump right in me eye.'
The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, 'How would that make you get an eye patch?'
The pirate responded, 'First day with the hook.'
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