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Bar Jokes: There Are These 3 Vampires

There are these 3 vampires.
The first vampire walks into a bar and says, 'Bartender, give me a shot of blood.'
The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the bar and says, 'Bartender, give me a shot of blood.'
The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The third vampire walks into a bar and says, 'Bartender, give me a shot of water.'
The bartender says, 'Why do you want a shot of water?'
The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, 'Tea time.'



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