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Bar Jokes: Two Texans Were Seated At The

Two Texans were seated at the end of a bar when a gorgeous young lady sits down at the other end and orders a martini.
Stunned by her beauty, the two guys stare at her for awhile, debating whether to approach her, when all of a sudden, she begins to cough, clutching her throat, and begin to turn blue.
(obviously in serious respiratory distress).
One said to the other, 'That gal is having a bad time!'
The other agreed and said, 'Do you think we should go help?'
'You bet!' said the first, and with that he ran over and said, 'Can you speak?'
She shook her head no.
He then asked, 'Can you breath?'
She again shook her head no.
With that, he pulled up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt.
She was so shocked by the act, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with embarrassed relief.
At which point, the first Texan looked at his friend and exclaimed, 'I guess that hind lick maneuver really does work!'

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