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Best bar jokes

These are the best 10 bar jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar drinking when the bartender asked him why his head was so small
• Here was this man in a bar
• This guy walks into a bar in alabama and orders a white wine
• A man went for an audition at a local club
• A guy walks in and sits down at a bar
• A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as president bush appeared on the television
• A guy walks into a bar with a cork shoved up his arse
• Why were guys put on this earth?
• An englishman an irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer
• There were three men in a bar

Random bar jokes

These are 10 bar jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Two texans were seated at the end of a bar when a gorgeous young lady sits down
• A guy walks in and sits down at a bar
• What did the bartender say when a priest a boyscout and a blonde walked in
• Our lager
• On halloween night this vampire goes into a bar and orders a cup of warm blood
• The beer prayer
• Beer troubleshooting
• Secretaries powell and rumsfeld are sitting in a bar
• 3 bums were outside a bar
• Charles dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini

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