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Best bar jokes

These are the best 10 bar jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar drinking when the bartender asked him why his head was so small
• A guy walks in and sits down at a bar
• Here was this man in a bar
• A man went for an audition at a local club
• An englishman an irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer
• A guy walks into a bar with a cork shoved up his arse
• This guy walks into a bar in alabama and orders a white wine
• A man walks into a bar and orders a beer
• A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon
• A slightly drunk man walks up to the bartender and says hey thats a funny looking bird

Random bar jokes

These are 10 bar jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A hunter was relating his adventures to a stranger in a bar
• The beer prayer
• If you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks
• This guy walks into a bar in alabama and orders a white wine
• Every friday night three men go to a bar and complain about their wives
• Two pretzels walk into a bar
• A solution to all of your drinking troubles
• A seaman meets a pirate in a bar and talk turns to their adventures on the sea
• George bush and colin powell were sitting together at a bar
• A man walks into a bar with his wife

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