A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar, drinking, when the bartender asked him why his head was so small.
The man, 'I was walking along the beach one day and happened upon a lamp.
A beautiful genie came out of the lamp and said that she would grant me 3 wishes.
First, I wished for all the money in the world.
Then I wished for the biggest mansion in all the world.'
'And then I wished for a little head.'
Yo mama is like a light switch, even a four year old, can turn her on!
Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
Yo mama is so thick She went to PC world To get some bananas!
Yo mama so stupid that she broke into her own house and took her son as a hostage
How can you tell the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Yo Mama is so dumb, she got locked in a bathroom, and pissed her pants!
Your mamma is so fat when she sings its over recomended for you
Yo mama is like a postage stamp - you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo Mama is so fat That when she put on a Malcom X jacket Helicopters try landing on her back!