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This page contains 10 Best Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best jokes first.

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A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar, drinking, when the bartender asked him why his head was so small.
The man, 'I was walking along the beach one day and happened upon a lamp.
A beautiful genie came out of the lamp and said that she would grant me 3 wishes.
First, I wished for all the money in the world.
Then I wished for the biggest mansion in all the world.'
'Yeah?'
'And then I wished for a little head.'


Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.


Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork just to save the milk.


Yo Mama is so skinny, she could hang glide on a Dorito.


Yo mama is so thick She went to PC world To get some bananas!


Yo Mama is so ugly When she was kidnapped Her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!


Yo mama is like a postage stamp - you lick, you stick, you send her away.


Yo Mama is so fat That when she put on a Malcom X jacket Helicopters try landing on her back!


How can you tell the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls


Yo mama is like a light switch, even a four year old, can turn her on!


 





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