A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar, drinking, when the bartender asked him why his head was so small.
The man, 'I was walking along the beach one day and happened upon a lamp.
A beautiful genie came out of the lamp and said that she would grant me 3 wishes.
First, I wished for all the money in the world.
Then I wished for the biggest mansion in all the world.'
'And then I wished for a little head.'
Yo mama is like a light switch, even a four year old, can turn her on!
Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
Yo mama so stupid that she broke into her own house and took her son as a hostage
Yo mama is so thick She went to PC world To get some bananas!
How can you tell the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Yo Mama is so dumb, she got locked in a bathroom, and pissed her pants!
Your mamma is so fat when she sings its over recomended for you
Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork just to save the milk.
Yo mama is like a postage stamp - you lick, you stick, you send her away.