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This page contains 10 Best Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best jokes first.

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Here was this man in a bar he ordered a shot.
He finished the shot and peeked into his pocket.
Then orders another shot and agian peeks into his pocket.
He asks for another drink.
The bar-tender finally says, 'Ill bring you drinks all night if you tell me why you keep looking into your pocket!'
The man said that he has a picture of his wife in his pocket and as soon as she starts to look good I can go home.


A gay guy, a chain smoker, and an alcoholic all are at heaven's gate and God tells them, 'If you can break your bad habits I will let you into heaven.'
So the three men are sent back to earth and are walking down the street and they see a bar.
They walk inside and all three have a drink then the alcoholic burns and goes to hell.
The gay guy and the chain smoker are walking down the street when someone flicks their cigarette the smoker bends over to pick it up and they both burn and go to hell.


Yo Mama is so fat That she got baptized At Sea World!


Your mamma is so fat when she sings its over recomended for you


Yo mama is so dumb,she stuck a phone up her ass and thought she was making a bootie call!


Yo Mama is so dumb, she got locked in a bathroom, and pissed her pants!


Your mama is so fat.
Her stomach arrives home.
30 minutes before she does!


Yo mama is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon, and got wedged in!


Yo mama so ugly when she was born they used a tinted incubator.


Yo mama is so poor She does a drive-by shooting From the bus!







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