What do David Beckham and a Cartier watch have in common?
They both come in a Posh box!
Why did Osama bin Laden visit Mount Sinai?
He wanted to see the burning Bush!
Time magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas, asking for their opinions on the Clinton Sex Scandal.
One of the questions: Would you ever have an affair with Bill Clinton?
The results were staggering!
5% answered "No"
3% answered "Yes"
92% answered "Never Again!"
What did Ms.
Lewinsky allegedly say when offered a position at the UN?
Would that, then, be a ’missionary position?’
Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her friend and rival, Christina Aguilera.
A few hours later she came out and realizes she had locked her keys in the car, so they spent a few hours pacing around the car trying to figure out what to do.
Finally, Britney looked off into the distance and saw storm cloud.
She turned to her friend and said, "Quick, think of something because a storm is coming and I left the top open!"
What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?
Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
Trump: "It's not a toupee, I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?
Hair Force One!
El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.
I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?
Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.