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This page contains 10 Celebrity Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Celebrity Jokes first.

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Do you know how we can get Osama bin Laden?
Lace a bunch of Watchtower magazines with anthrax and send the Jehovah Witnesses in after him.
Those people can find anybody!

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog.

How do you make Halloween great again?
By carving a Trumpkin.

Bush has a short one.
Gorbachev has a long one.
Madonna does not have one.
And a priest does not use his.
What is it?
A last name.

Out of Bill Clinton and George W.
Bush, which one do you think has been referred to as Mr.
Bush more often?

Donald Trump wants to build a great Wall between Mexico and the United States of America... and if he does then Canada will need one too.

Why was former President Clinton so interested in the events in the Middle East?
Because he thought the Gaza Strip was a topless bar!

What do santa and Michael jackson do at the foot of childrens bed?
They empty their sacks

Internet crime heroes The Top 10 Superheroes Needed To Fight Cybercrime Inspector Gadget Chief Wiggum from the Simpsons Captain America On Line The Wonder Barbi Twins The Silver Surfer The XXX Men(they handle strictly cyber porn) Up in the sky, wearing glasses, a big letter E on his chest and a 'Nets'cape, its Bill Gates as GEEKMAN!
DBase Ventura Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby with the Mystery Machine( Jinkies, there goes another hacker!) Who else knows the web better than Spiderman?

Have you seen the new HGTV show about the White House makeover?
It's called 'Trump It or Dump It'.

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