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This page contains 10 Celebrity Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Celebrity Jokes first.

I am so pissed off!
i have jus bought a computer game, colin mcrae in a helicopter, it keeps crashing.
it cost me �50 its wank.

Poor Monica After a relaxing bath...
Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror...
Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her...
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...
'God....
If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' she prayed...
And just like that...
her ears fell off.

How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?
Cause your the only one Hair.

What elephant ran for president?
Donald Trunk

Have you tried the new Donald Trump Candy Bar?
It's incredibly rich but has no taste!

American Criminals flee to Mexico and Mexican criminals flee to America.....Everybody needs to comb down.

There was absolute chaos on Capitol Hill this morning as Donald Trump signed an executive order changing the National Anthem to 'ICE ICE Baby...'.

Trump has been counting his protesters as supporters.
No wonder why he thinks they're in the thousands.

America has finally captured Saddam Hussein.
They sprayed a field with Viagra, and the prick stood up!

What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
Two more bullets!

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