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This page contains 10 Celebrity Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Celebrity Jokes first.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road?
He thought he saw the American flag, so he ran for his life.

What does Michael Jackson and a Microsoft Xbox have in common?
They are plastic and can be turned on by little boys!

Supposedly G.B.
Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays.
Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: 'Cannot come first night.
Will come second night if you have one.'
Shaw promptly replied: 'Here are two tickets for the second night.
Bring a friend if you have one.'

9/11 Never Forget 11/9 Always Regret

About Justin Bieber: He has it all: except love, friends, good parents and a Grammy!

What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?
They both have plastic jugs!

A reporter remarked to George W.
Bush: 'It must be something, knowing that you put the Bush legacy back into the oval office.'
'Thanks to Bill Clinton,'
replied George.
'Bush never left the office.'

Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Powell and Rumsfeld?'
The barkeep says, 'Yep, that's them.'
So, the guy walks over to the two and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing?'
Rumsfeld says, 'We're planning World War III'
The guy replies, 'Really?
What's going to happen?'
Rumsfeld says, 'Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman.'
The guy exclaims, 'Why are you going to kill a bicycle repairman!?!'
Rumsfeld turns to Powell and says, 'See, I told you no one would care about the 10 million Afghans!'

What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common?
They are both made out of plastic and are dangerous for children to play with.

The Top 10 Floor Plans for the Planet Hollywood Movie Hotel
'Scream' suite which becomes vacant quickly.
Hotel pool never gets used due to menacing music and one lone fin circling at all times.
Marv Albert has reservations for 'The Crying Game' floor.
More suicide jump precautions on the Pauly Shore floor than anywhere else.
No one takes a shower on the 'Psycho' floor.
Pee-Wee Herman as a tour guide...YIKES
No buttons on the elevator to the Star Wars floor... just use the Force.
Room service involves Shannon Tweed and George Clooney.
Wake up call on Stallone floor is 'Yo, Adrian!'
'Showgirls' floor booked until 2010... by Congress.

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