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This page contains 10 Celebrity Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Celebrity Jokes first.

What do you call it if they impeach Trump?
a Coupe-Toupet.

How is this possible?
Whenever I say something bad, I get in trouble.
Whenever Donald Trump says something bad, he gets more supporters.

What is the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?
One is a flaming fascist gasbag full of hot air, and the other is a dirigible!

Q:What does Bob Dole and the Empire State building have in common?
They both took 410 days to be erected.

Boy: Daddy is God a boy or a girl?
Father: Both, son.
Boy: Daddy is God white or black?
Father: Both, son.
Boy: Daddy is God Michael Jackson?

Why does Trump love the poorly educated?
Because they only know their ABCs 'Anybody But Clinton'.

Donald Trump is so dumb that he thinks Roe vs Wade is the choice faced by Washington crossing the Delaware.

What do bin Laden and Fred Flintstone have in common?
They both look out of their caves and see Rubble!

What did Ms. Lewinsky allegedly say when offered a position at the UN?
Would that, then, be a 'missionary position?'

George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an elephant.
A group of bystanders were watching intently.
All of a sudden someone in the crowd shouted, 'Hey look that elephant has two assholes on it!'
Bush and Cheney looked down at the elephants ass, confused!

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