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This page contains 10 Celebrity Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Celebrity Jokes first.

Who were Jenna and Barbara Bush with when they got caught by the police?
Their uncle Anheuser!

Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?
Because all his other wives support Hillary.

What did Ms. Lewinsky allegedly say when offered a position at the UN?
Would that, then, be a 'missionary position?'

Why did George W.
Bush cross the road?
To ask his dad how to run the presidency.

The Clinton Health Plan has the: 1.
Simplicity of the IRS.
2.
Results of rent control.
3.
Efficiency of the Post Office.
4.
The fringe benefits of higher taxes 5.
Management success of national debt.
6.
Bureaucracy of the Dept.
of Agriculture.
7.
Dependency of a weather forecaster.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker face

I wonder if Donald Trumps Secret Service code name is 'walnut'.
So when he enters a room the Secret Service can say 'The wall nut has arrived.'

The only reason Donald Trump cares about the popular vote (and claims millions of illegals voted) is because it has the word popular in it.

Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a bucket of crap?
The bucket.

What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?
Dinner at Hooters.

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