Celebrity Jokes
This page contains 10 Celebrity Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Celebrity Jokes first.What does Trumps hair and a thong have in common?
They both barely cover the asshole.
What do you call it, when a brainless creature takes over the world?
The Trump-ocalypse.
President George W.
Bush is hit by a strong case of constipation.
He sends his Spanish secretary, who knows little English, to the local hospital.
She tells the doctor: 'Big President Bush, no shit.'
The doctor understands and gives him some medicine to take with him.
The next day, the secretary comes back again and says: 'Big President, no shit.'
The doctor gives him even stronger medicine.
A few days later, the secretary comes yet again and says, 'Big President, big no shit.'
The doctor gives him the strongest medicine he has.
The next day, the secretary comes back to the doctor and says: 'Ba-Boom!
Big shit, no President.'
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Are you gonna eat that?
What will history remember Bill Clinton as?
The President after Bush!
What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and George Bush?
A pimp with a speech impediment!
President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde to become smarter.
Bill Clinton, George W.
Bush, and Ross Perot are on a ship when it is sinking.
Perot orders for all women to head for the life boats.
Bush says screw the women!
Clinton says 'Do we have time?'
What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated?
'Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!'
George Bush is so dumb, he thinks the Joint Chiefs of Staff are a bunch of Indians who roll extra fat doobies!
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