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This page contains 10 Celebrity Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Celebrity Jokes first.

'How can I ever thank you?'
gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
'My dear woman,'
Darrow replied, 'ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question.'

Republican: Donald Trump wants to make America in his own image....
Democrat: Does that mean he'll give America a shitty comb over?

Hey, did ya hear about the John Bobbitt doorbell?
It has a ding but no dong!

Gary Condit was on a sinking ship and everyone was rushing to get into the lifeboats.
The captain yelled: 'Woman and children first!'
'Screw the Woman!'
One man yelled.
'Do we have time?' said Mr.
Condit.

What did Kirara say when Sango hit her with her boomerang?
Me-OW!

What is 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1?
Bo Derek getting older...

Haddaway was walking out on the street and was stopped by some people who say, 'Holy crap!
It's the 'What is Love' guy!'
Haddaway is enraged as this is not the first time this has happened and begins to beat the man profusely.
The man is eventually beaten unconscious and Haddaway finally stops.
One of the guys asked him why he overreacted the way he did, and Haddaway said, 'He wouldn't stop saying 'don't hurt me'!'
Haddaway then went on his merry way.

Why can't you blame Donald Trump for being in a bad mood?
He hasn't had a good hair day in 20 years.

Why do women like making love to Greg Norman, the Australian golfer?
Because he always finishes second!

You must meet these requirements to ride Micheal Jackson: 1: Must bring no underwear 2: Cannot be older than 18 3: Legal Aid is not advised 4: Sleeping in the same bed is a MUST!
5: NO GIRLS!
This is how far America has evolved since the beginning of known time...

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