Al Bundy's Nine Commandments: 1.
It is O.K.
to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes 'snack trays'.
2.
It is wrong to be French.
3.
It is O.K.
to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4.
Lawyers, see rule #3.
5.
It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6.
Everyone should car pool but me.
7.
Bring back the word 'stewardesses'.
8.
Synchronized swimming is not a sport.
9.
Mud wrestling is a sport!
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