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Celebrity Jokes: Bill Clinton Al Gore And George

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W.
Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.
Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, 'Earthquake!'
The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.
Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again before the order was given Al yelled out, 'Tornado!'
Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.
The last person, George W.
Bush, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, 'I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.'
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, 'Fire!'

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