Bush falls into a coma and awakes 3 years later.
His advisers explain he has been in a coma for 3 years, and Cheney took over.
Bush asks how Cheney is doing, and his advisers say, 'Ok but inflation is a bit high.'
Bush says, 'Well I remember stamps were 25 cents, how much do they cost now?'
His adviser says, '500 yen.'
Next Joke: Dick cheney walks into the oval office and sees the president whooping and hollering