Jigsaw President Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
'What's the matter, Mr.
The Vice President inquired.
'Nothing at all, boss.
I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!'
The President beamed.
'How long did it take you?'
'Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!'
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