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Celebrity Jokes: Due To A Mix Up On

Due to a mix up on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.
Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, 'I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy.'
Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, 'Look, I just made two people really happy.'
Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, 'Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier.'
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, 'I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people very happy!'

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