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Celebrity Jokes: Five Presidents Are On A Plane

Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W.
Bush, and Bill Clinton.
George Washington says: 'I will make someone happy!'
and throws a dollar bill off the plane.
Then Abraham Lincoln says: 'I will make five people happy!'
and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then Thomas Jefferson says: 'I will make 500 people happy!'
and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then George W.
Bush says: 'I will make the whole world happy!'
and throws Bill Clinton off the plane!



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