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It was normal day like any other at the white house when Rumsfeld entered the Oval Office with the monthly report on the status of the conflict in Iraq, including the death toll.
Bush opened it and began to review the stats as well as the death toll and noticed that among them were the deaths of 3 Brazilian soldiers-enlisted in the US Marines.
Bush instantly grew pale and slumped back into his chair and was deathly quiet for a few minutes with his face buried in his hands.
Finally he took a looked up and with a ragged breath said, 'Rummy, just how many is a brazillion?'



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