Celebrity Jokes: Once There Was A Little Boy

Once there was a little boy who asked his mother: 'Mom, is god black or white?'
'Both.' she said.
Then he asked: 'Mom, is god a boy or a girl?'
'Both.'
She said.
Then he asked: 'Mom is god gay or stright?'
'Both.'
She said.
The little boy thought about this for a moment and asked: 'Mom is god Michael Jackson?'