One day George W.
Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner.
A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order.
Bush leans close to her and says, 'Honey, can I have a quickie?'
The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.
Cheney then says to Bush, 'George, its pronounced 'quiche'.'
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