President Bush, Osama, Sadam are on a deserted island fighting, each man at on time had the upper hand until they all rubbed against a genie lamp.
A puff of smoke and out came the genie, he said, 'Stop fighting and I'll give you each one wish.'
Osama pushed Bush and Sadam aside and said, 'I want a giant wall surrounding Afghanistan so that no Americans can ever invade again, and all my people inside.'
Poof Osama was gone and you could see the giant walls.
Sadam thought that a great idea and wished the same for Iraq.
Poof he was gone and you could see giant wall surrounding Iraq as well.
So Bush said, 'So your telling me that all the people of Iraq and Afghanistan are behind those walls and no one can get in or out?'
The genie says: 'Yes that's correct.'
Bush: 'Good now fill them up with water!'
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