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Celebrity Jokes: Some Say George W Bush Quit

Some say George W.
Bush quit drinking because of this incident... Back in his party days, Dubya got behind the wheel after a few too many.
He started the car and stepped on the gas.
He was driving for a while, when suddenly a white ghost face appeared in the window.
George saw it and began screaming.
He stepped on the gas harder, but the face floated right in the window.
George floored it - the speedometer read 110mph but the face did not disappear.
A white hands gestured for him to roll down the window.
Not knowing what else to do, he rolled it down slowly.
The wrinkled old face smiled and said, 'Do you want help getting out of the mud?'

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