A scottishman, an englishman and an irishman are in a hot air balloon.
suddenly, the air balloon starts to descend, and they realise that unless they can make it lighter, they are going to crash.
they all decide to throw something out.
the irishman throws out his dagger, the englishman throws out his sword, and the scotsman throws out a grenade.
Happily, the balloon now flies properly, and the men arrive home safely.
when the irishman gets home, he finds his mum outside crying, and her asks her why.
shes says 'a dagger felt out of the sky and killed your dad!'
the englishman goes home, and his mum is crying.
he asks her why, and she says 'a sword fell out of the sky and killed your dad!'
the scotsman goes home, and his mum is standing on the street pissing herself laughing.
the scotsman asks her why, and she says 'your dad farted, and the house blew up!'
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