Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman, Paddy the Scotsman, and Paddy the Welshman were all flying together in an airliner.
The captain announced that they were losing altitude rapidly and that one of them would have to jump out to save the others.
'I do this for the glory of Scotland,'
said Paddy the Scotsman and he jumped out.
'We need to lose more weight,'
said the captain, so Paddy the Welshman shouted, 'I do this for the glory of Wales,'
and jumped out.
said the captain.
'I'm afraid we need to lose the weight of just one more person.'
'I do this for the glory of Ireland,'
said Paddy the Irishman and threw out Paddy the Englishman.
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