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Choking Boy
A man is walking through the mall with his teen-age son.
The son is tossing a quarter up in the air and catching it between his teeth.
On one such attempt, the boy fails to clamp down with his teeth and ends up getting the quarter lodged in his throat.
As the boy begins to choke and wheeze the father panicks and starts yelling for help.
Not to far from the action is a man sitting at a coffee shop reading a paper and drinking his coffee, when he hears the fathers distressed cries he patiently puts down his coffee and folds his paper, he then walks slowly over to the boy and grabs him by the balls and squeezes the shit out of them.
The boy coughs up the quarter and the man catches it in his hand and proceeds to walk away with it, sitting back down to his coffee.
The amazed father runs over and says 'Thank You Sir, you saved my son's life, are you a Doctor?'
'No' the man replies, 'I work for the IRS.'



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