Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, 'Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.'
Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, 'Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel;
this is the Promised Land!'
Now the Republicans want to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of your Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land.
The right-wingers that always manage to get in the National Guard during war;
want to change the Republican Party Emblem from an elephant to a condom: Because it stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a false sense of security while one is being screwed!
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