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Computer Jokes: Bill Gates Died And Was Sent

Bill Gates died and was sent to hell.
When he arrived the Devil decided to give him a choice as to what his damnation would be.
His choices where: A fire pit for all eternity, being ripped apart by hungry dogs for all eternity, or to spent eternity locked in a room with a fully functioning computer with full internet access.
Bill looked shocked then chose the room with the computer.
After the Devil locked Bill into the room, a lesser demon asked him 'Why did you let him in there that seems like his heaven?'
The Devil laughed manically and said 'Yes, but the computer runs windows, and the keyboard is missing three keys: Ctrl, Alt, Del!'

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