Error codes in Windows ?
WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger ?
WinErr 002: No Error - Yet ?
WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file ?
WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong ?
WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused ?
WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive ?
WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware ?
WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments ?
WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what happened ?
WinErr 00Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full ?
WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB ?
WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed.
WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside ?
WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside ?
WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened ?
WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers ?
WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside ?
WinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look inside ?
WinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh ?
WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System destroyed.
Buy new one.
WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault.
WinErr 01OS overwritten - Please reinstall all software.
WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error.
Next time you will suffer a penalty for that.
WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait.
WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box.
The virus, however, requires Windows.
All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.
Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session.
Do you want to play another game?
WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available.
WinErr 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today.
Old license void.
Windows has been deleted.
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