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Computer Jokes: I Have Two Brothers One Works

Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.
My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.
Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.
I love this girl very much and want to marry her.
My problem is this: Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?
Sincerely, Larry



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