There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a 'great'
When asked to define 'great'
he said 'I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!'
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
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