10 Signs you might be trailor trash
1) Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
2) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
3) You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
4) You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
5) Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
6) Somebody hollers 'Hoe Down'
and your girlfriend hits the floor.
7) If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement.
8) Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, 'Hey y'all watch this.'
9) You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.
10) You think a woman who is 'out of your league'
bowls on a different night.
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