A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook.
He saw the crook and started chasing him, but the crook went into the bush and the policeman had to leave the bike and chase him on foot.
The cop caught the crook and told him he must not move while he gets his bike.
As soon as the cop left for the bike, the crook disappeared.
The following day the policeman saw the same guy and ran after him, leaving his bike behind.
He caught the guy and told him that since he had run away the previous day, the crook had to go and get the bike while the cop waited for him.
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