Stolen Motor Bike
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers.
They searched them and took the guy's wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn't find any jewelry from the girl.
When the muggers had gone, the guy asked his daughter; 'Did they take your new diamond ring as well dear?'
'No Papa,' replied the girl with a grin, 'I managed to hide it when they were searching you.'
'Hide it where?' asked the guy, 'I saw them search you too.'
'I slipped it into my... a... my ...um.... pee pee place.' said the girl shyly.
'Damn!' swore the guy, 'If only your mother were here, we could have saved my motor bike!'
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