A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Mary declares, 'I want to be a prostitute.'
'What did you say?'
asks the nun.
'I said I want to be a prostitute,'
'Oh, thank heavens,'
says the nun.
'I thought you said a Protestant!'
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