A scientist puts a add intot he newspaper asking for 4 very rich volanteers week later 4 ver smart bussiness men arive and the scientist explains why there there he tells them that he has a elephant in his lab thats being fed lots and lots of food and has a cork in his bum and tlel them to come bak in months time (month later)they ocme bakc to the scientist whos on a football pitch with the elephant and a little monkey on his shoulder the scientist then tlel the 4 men to stand on the feild 1st man 2 ft from the elephant 2nd man 5 ft form the elephant 3rd man 11ft form the elephant 4th man 15 ft form the elephant then he says tothe monkey 'ok bobo do you stuff'
the monkey climbs on the elephants back and yancks the cork from the leephants bum !KABOOM!
poo everywere the scientist goes to the 4th person whos in tears!
his new shoes jsut got poo all over them he goes to the 3rd guy in tears!
his new pants got coverd in poo he goes to the 2nd man absolutely stinks from sholder to toe in poo says sorry move son to the 1st guy gets to 1st guy and he cant find him so he starts to dig and just gets his head to the top and hes laughing his head off the scientist says why are you laaughing a just rewind your posh suit the 1st man replys you should of seen that onkeys face when he pulled on tht cork!
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