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Corny Jokes: Comparing Prices To Gasoline

Comparing Prices to Gasoline
Think a gallon of gas is expensive?
This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.
Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ........
$10.32 per gallon   Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ...........$9.52 per gallon   Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ......
$10.17 per gallon   Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 .
$10.00 per gallon   Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 .
$33.60 per gallon   Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ....
$178.13 per gallon   Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .....
$123.20 per gallon   Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 .........
$25.42 per gallon   Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .$84.48 per gallon   And this is the REAL KICKER...
Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon?!
$21.19 for WATER   And the buyers don't even know the source.
(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)   So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid Pepto Bismol or Nyquil.
Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump.

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