Early one morning, the milkman was doing his rounds.
He stopped at a house to ask for his monthly fee, only to find a small boy at the door slurping from a beer bottle, smoking a Havana cigar, and with his arm around what appeared to be a call-girl.
Surprised, the milkman asked the boy if his parents were home.
'Does it look like it?'
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