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For People who like peace and quiet: A phone less cord.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
In a school the teacher asks Johnny, 'If there are 3 birds sitting on a wire and if u shoot the middle one then how many birds remain?'
Johnny takes a moment and says, 'None!'
'Why?'
the teacher asks.
'Well if u shoot one of them then the rest of them will fly away!'
replied Johnny.



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