Here was an english man...a irshmin...and a moari man, one day they found a bridge and it was a dangerous bridge, the english man went half way with his dog and fell threw a gap, but landed safly and went home, then the irsh man was curious and made it a third way to the end but fell though and fell in a crack, and landed in a ditch but still came out alive and went home sivering...then the maori man made it to the end and yell at the english man and itrish man and said hay were do get that paint from?
the men said oh ull see... the moari man stood wonding were to get that rich red PAINT from 'oh!
i see!'
bang!
'oh, cheers bro!'
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