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Best corny jokes

These are the best 10 corny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
• Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
• A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
• A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
• The best pick up line
• Two packets of crisps wre walking down the street when a taxi driver pulled up
• What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
• Two polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting
• These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
• The 4 basic food groups for police officers

Random corny jokes

These are 10 corny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog
• A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony 18 bills would be in some small hick texas town
• Comparing prices to gasoline
• Learn chinese in 5 minutes
• One night this girl prayed for her mum her dad her sister and her grandma and she forgot her grandad
• You so ugly last time you got ass
• Two eggs boiling in a pan one male and one female
• Check out these letters from tenants to landlords
• Girls is time x money
• A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide

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• When a dad drives past a cow
• You might be a redneck if you learned
• Errors Have Been Made. Others Will Be Blamed
• Insanity Is Hereditary. You Get It From Your Kids
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