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Best corny jokes

These are the best 10 corny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
• Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
• A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
• The best pick up line
• A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
• Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
• These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
• What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
• A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
• One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked

Random corny jokes

These are 10 corny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• The 4 basic food groups for police officers
• A duck walks into a bar
• A girl was throwing stones at a cow
• A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved
• Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table
• Learn chinese in 5 minutes
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• A young journalism graduate from arkansas had gone to work for the new york times
• A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices a dishy blonde behind him has raised her hand and is smiling at him
• Two neighbors were talking about work when one asked say why did the foreman fire you

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• I Ordered 2000 Lbs. Of Chinese Soup. It Was Won
• What do you call an expert fisherman?
• A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer
• Yo mamas so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street
• Mating call of a cuckoo