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Best corny jokes

These are the best 10 corny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
• Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
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• A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
• A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
• Two packets of crisps wre walking down the street when a taxi driver pulled up
• What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
• These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
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• Two polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting

Random corny jokes

These are 10 corny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• An egyptian man is walking through the cairo bazaar when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell viagra
• A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park
• It s time once again to consider the candidates for the annual stella awards
• Two eggs boiling in a pan one male and one female
• Helen was not the most attentive in church
• May a weird customs inspector discover a
• A tourist asks a man in uniform are you a policeman
• This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog s penis he ll roll over and stop snoring
• Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
• One afternoon a carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady

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