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Once a guard was highered to a museum and he asks for rules of the museum.
By the next day he starts a duty, studying all rule.
Then the first visitor by the morning came, the guard stop's him, searching him as rule says and ask him to leave his umbrella out side, the man lough and replay '
i haven't have one can't you see'
then the guard replies 'in that case sir i cant let you in because the rule say that 'customers must put there umbrella out side.' So by the rule i suggest you, to go back to your home, bring your umbrella, then you put it out side.
i promise i let you in'

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