Once there was 3 men in a forest in the middle of nowhere!
And there walking along and this native tribe captures the three men.
And the native tribe says find 1 type of fruit and 10 of it.
So the first guy comes back with coconuts.
And the native tribe says you have to sick all of that fruit up you BUT without making any expresions or they kill him instantly.
So he gets up to 2 And cries so they killed him.
Then the next guy comes back with blueberries and dies.
So the 1 guy in heaven and says 'How did you die'
And the 2 guy says 'I started to laugh because I saw the 3 guy come back with.... PINAPPLES!'
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